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Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. Has to happen.

Name:
Elle
Birthdate:
13 August
Website:
External Services:
  • veryneatm0nster@livejournal.com
  • TehKuroNeko AIM status

WATCH MORE HOUSE


ELLEN PAGE IS TEH SECKS.


KATHY GRIFFIN IS GOD.


FEIST + CHICKENS = <3

(+)The name's Rachelle (ruh-SHELL), but I despise that name, so just call me Elle

(+)Believe it or not, I'm 21 years old

(+)I'm just extremely short

(+)I'm a lesbian...unfortunately (it is not a choice for me and has basically made my life a living hell because I always fall for the beautiful STRAIGHT girls)

(+)created by gemmi_joo

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(+)I graduated from North Scott High School, class of '07

(+)I don't know wtf I wanna do with my life and my parents are forcing me to go to a community college

(+)I lived in Portage, Indiana until my sophomore year and I miss it like hell

(+)I don't have a life, I just sit around and watch TV...AND I LOVE IT

(+)Obsession would be an understatement: SAW, The White Stripes, TV, House M.D. (Cameron = <3, Cuddy = <3, Thirteen = <3, Amber = <3), Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, Grey's Anatomy (Lexie = <3, Izzie = <3, Meredith = <3), Private Practice (Addison = <3), Kate Walsh, Weeds (Nancy = <3), Mary-Louise Parker, Scrubs (Elliot = <3), The L Word (Alice = <3, Dana = <3, Helena = <3), Dexter (Deb = <3, Rita = <3), Damages (Ellen = <3, Katie = <3), Rose Byrne, The Riches (Dahlia = <3, Di Di = <3), Minnie Driver, Kristen Wiig, Ellen Page, Invader Zim, music...

(+)Women I find extremely attractive include Embeth Davidtz, Kristen Wiig, Ellen Page, Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, Olivia Wilde, Anne Dudek, Minnie Driver, Katherine Heigl, Chyler Leigh, Ellen Pompeo, Kate Walsh, Sarah Chalke, Lili Taylor, Naomi Watts, Amber Tamblyn, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Carpenter, Julie Benz, Rose Byrne, Anastasia Griffith, Leisha Hailey, Erin Daniels, Sarah Silverman, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin, Diane Neal, Leslie Feist, Emma Watson, Bonnie Wright, Evanna Lynch, and Sigourney Weaver <3


(My first love. I wanted to tap that when I first saw her in Matilda when I was little and I STILL wanna tap that. DAMN.)


























































(+)Music is my life. I don't know of anyone who has as many CDs as I do. [I have over 5,000 songs on my mp3 player and over 400 CDs]

(+)I'm basically a mutt when it comes to music, but I think the majority is rock, ska, reggae, and indie

(+)I don't make icons, so any of the icons I have (and I have lots) are not mine. This is my half-assed way of crediting the people who actually DID make them. Props.

(+)There is one person who I'd like to ACTUALLY credit though, and that would be Paige (eyelinerd). She's made me SO many amazing icons. She made pretty much all of the animated Cutthroat Bitch/Thirteen icons, Cameron/Cuddy icons. She knows how I ROLL. Like, the ones I have under my femslash section? She made those. Basically, all the REALLY amazing, kickass icons are from Paige. Plus, she's the only reason I even get on AIM anymore. I could chat with her for HOURS. We have so much in common, it borderlines on scary. She's like my twin =@_@= Even though I've never actually met her in person, I consider her one of my best friends. God, I suck horribly at these tribute things so I probably sound fucking retarded, but I honestly don't know what I'd do without her <3

(+)I try not to take life too seriously, I love to laugh, act like a moron, and just have a good time. I think many people often confuse that with being "weird", "retarded","immature", or "annoying". If you're one of those people, fuck you

Also, I'm obsessed with femslash <3

"That's hot"
Yes, Cameron...yes it is. And so is the thought of you and Cuddy having hot secks with eachother.


My ships include:

HOUSE M.D.:
CameronxCuddy <3

Cameronx"Thirteen"

Cuddyx"Thirteen"

"Thirteen"xCutthroat Bitch


GREY'S ANATOMY:
IzziexAddison
MeredithxAddison
IzziexLexie
IzziexMeredith
MeredithxSadie
LexiexSadie

PRIVATE PRACTICE:
AddisonxViolet

SCRUBS:
ElliotxMolly(Clock)

THE L WORD:
DanaxAlice
JennyxMarina
DanaxLara

DEXTER:
DebxRita

DAMAGES:
EllenxKatie

SEX AND THE CITY:
CarriexCharlotte

LAW & ORDER: SVU:
CaseyxOlivia
AlexxOlivia

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE:
Tina FeyxAmy Poehler


HARRY POTTER:
GinnyxLuna
GinnyxHermione
LunaxHermione

SAW:
AmandaxKerry

Favorite music:
311, +44, AFI, Afroman, Angels & Airwaves, Arctic Monkeys, Alkaline Trio, Anberlin, Bayside, Blink 182, Bob Marley, Box Car Racer, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Cake, Cartel, Cursive, Damian Marley, Dashboard Confessional, Dead Celebrity Status, Dogboy, Dropkick Murphys, Emanuel, Fall Out Boy, Feist, Finch, Flogging Molly, Fydolla Ho, Gatsbys American Dream, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Halifax, Head Automatica, Heavens, Hot Hot Heat, Incubus, Inner Circle, Insane Clown Posse, Interpol, Jack's Mannequin, Jet, Julian Marley, Kill Hannah, Kottonmouth Kings, Ky-Mani Marley, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Linkin Park, Lucky Boys Confusion, Mad Caddies, Mae, Mest, Michelle Branch, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nelly Furtado, Nirvana, No Doubt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Riddlin' Kids, Saosin, Save Ferris, Say Anything, Senses Fail, Slightly Stoopid, Solea, Something Corporate, Steel Pulse, Stephen Marley, Sublime, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, t.A.T.u., Tech N9ne, Tenacious D, The All American Rejects, The Ataris, The Bloodhound Gang, The Bravery, The Distillers, The Dresden Dolls, The Explosion, The Killers, The Matches, The Offspring, The Raconteurs, The Ramones, The Rocket Summer, The Spill Canvas, The Starting Line, The Subways, The Suicide Machines, The Used, The White Stripes, Thursday, Underoath, Ziggy Marley...

Favorite TV shows:
House M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Weeds, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, Heroes, The L Word, 30 Rock, Damages, Robot Chicken, The Sarah Silverman Program, Rob & Big, Malcolm in the Middle, Shin Chan, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Moral Orel, The Office, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: CI, A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, Cops, Sex and the City, Naruto, Inu Yasha, Wolf's Rain, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Invader Zim, Joan of Arcadia, That 70s Show, Becker, The Ellen Degeneres Show, Conan O'Brien, Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, Futurama...

Favorite movies:
Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Saw IV, Saw V, Matilda, Pineapple Express, Donnie Darko, The Ring, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, Religulous, Farce of the Penguins, Super Troopers, Heavyweights, Role Models, Zack amd Miri Make a Porno, Saving Silverman, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Office Space, Knocked Up, Puff Puff Pass, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Orange County, Girl Interrupted, Hard Candy, A Night At The Roxbury, Wayne's World, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Dark Water, The Descent, The Cell, The Jacket, Alice in Wonderland, Lilo & Stitch, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Mean Girls, The School of Rock, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Finding Nemo, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, House of Flying Daggers, Gothika, Castle in the Sky, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbor Totoro, The Lion King, Aladdin, Alice in Wonderland, Home Alone...

Favorite books:
Kafka on the Shore, Harry Potters, Candy Girl, Medicine and Gasoline, Teach Me, Everybody Hurts, Tithe, Valiant, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Keeping You a Secret, Far From Xanadu, Grl2Grl, Annie on my Mind, Parrotfish

Favorite manga/anime:
anything shonen-ai or yaoi, anything shojo-ai or yuri, Eerie Queerie, Gravitation, Wolf's Rain, Inu Yasha, Love Hina, Earthian, Petshop of Horrors, Legal Drug, Saiyuki, Tsubasa, Maison Ikkoku, Ranma 1/2, Chobits, Saikano, Rurouni Kenshin, Tokyo Mew Mew, Demon Diary, Hellsing, Gravitation, Samurai Deeper Kyo, King of Hell, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Sky Blade, xxxHolic, DNAngel, Wish, Peacemaker, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Her Majesty's Dog, Loveless...


      
Marriage is love.



title or description
Love, like humans, comes in all forms, both of which were created by God. We are simply all sexual.




Amanda Young is love [SAW]




Family Love <3
311, addison montgomery, adult swim, alex eames, alice pieszecki, alkaline trio, allison cameron, amanda young, amber tamblyn, amy poehler, anime, blink 182, bob marley, bonnie wright, cartel, casey novak, chyler leigh, cursive, damages, damian marley, dana fairbanks, daveigh chase, dexter, diane neal, drawing, ellen page, ellen pompeo, elliot reid, embeth davidtz, emma watson, evanna lynch, family guy, feist, femslash, flash animations, flogging molly, fullmetal alchemist, futurama, gatsbys american dream, ginny weasley, greys anatomy, happy noodle boy, happy tree friends, harry potter, heroes, house, incubus, insane clown posse, invader zim, izzie stevens, jennifer carpenter, jennifer connelly, jennifer morrison, jhonen vasquez, jigsaw, johnny the homicidal maniac, jthm, julie benz, kaitlin olson, kate walsh, katherine heigl, kathryn erbe, kathy griffin, kill hannah, kottonmouth kings, kristen wiig, law and order, leisha hailey, lenore, leslie feist, lexie grey, lili taylor, lisa cuddy, lisa edelstein, lucky boys confusion, luna lovegood, manga, mary-louise parker, meredith grey, mindless self indulgence, minnie driver, miss honey, naomi watts, olivia wilde, reel big fish, reggae, rose byrne, sarah chalke, saw, saw ii, saw iii, saw iv, saw v, school of rock, scrubs, seth meyers, shawnee smith, shojo-ai, shonen-ai, ska, slightly stoopid, spirited away, spyro the dragon, squee, steel pulse, stephen marley, sublime, sweet dee, the l word, the riches, the rocket summer, the school of rock, the white stripes, tina fey, weeds, yaoi, yuri, ziggy marley

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